Friday, December 26, 2008

The 12 Days of Recessmas

On the 12th day of Recessmas, my true love gave to me:

12 Home foreclosures

11 Cuts in hours

10 Losses of benefits

9 Surprise layoffs

8 Hellenic riots

7 Hundred billion tax dollars

6 Subway line cuts

SELL YOUR GOLDEN THINGS!!!

4 Ponzi schemes

3 Auto Bailouts

Only 2 Presents

And a bonus for the CEO

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