Why the Tyrannosaurus Rex is the Mascot of this BlogA good and important question
Fact: Tyrannosaurus Rexes (Reges) were the scariest dinosaurs that every lived, and the last dinosaurs anyone would have expected to die out.
There were some very pathetic dinosaurs that could barely get by even in the best of times. Mostly they were vegetarians. They were, of course, made even less likely to survive by the existence of the T-Reges, whose super-power added yet another significant threat to their already considerably dangerous lives.
Fact: All the dinosaurs died.
Even the really, really strong ones. And it was probably the T-Reges' fault, if you ask me, with all that tooth-baring and sub-prime mortgaging.
*Disclaimer: this posting is based on very little actual knowledge of dinosaurs. The word "fact" should be taken with a grain of salt.
2 comments:
what if i am too poor for salt? i would expect more sympathy from you, of all people.
Nick, I very much respect the sentiment, but salt is cheaper than dirt. If you sink so far into recession that you can't afford salt, I hereby pledge to keep you supplied.
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